So its Xmas again and you need a gift for 'himself'. No not 'himself' from Sophie White and Recipes for a Nervous Breakdown and her weekly column.
Your own 'himself'.
From our in-house marketing team we have discovered that your 'himself' likes to have smells such as lavender and vetivert which is why we have put our Chillax Bath Oil containing both and some more into our Christmas Box for Men, i.e. 'himself'.
'Himselves' also like to have lovely after shave lotions. So we made ours with 80% organic ingredients. Yes organic. No pesticides or hormone disruptors.
German 'himselves' would swap their frankfurter for a bottle any day. Ms Merkyl announced to the Bundestag only last week the recent availability of our mail order to the Rhinelands.
This smooth lotion for shave skin smells gorg too. 'Himselves' love the smell as its super clean with Lemon and Eucalyptus.
Take a look and only 19.99 Euros a box. Buy six and we will give you the sixth box free. Made in Ireland too.
More than one 'himself'? Aren't you the lucky lady?
We were thinking about throwing in our AfroDizzy sensual massage oil as well. Its made with sensual essential oils and Horny Goats Weed. The herb has wonderful benefits. Just ask goats.....
So here is the campaign. If we get 5000 orders for the men box before the 1st of Dec for Irish ladies wanting to impress their 'himself' we will throw in our AfroDizzy massage oil for FREE. So order ASAP.
So here is Vic & The Wonderstuff with the AphroDizzy anthem....I'm so dizzy....
So order ASAP by clicking on any of the photos above.
Lets break twitter together and set fireworks off for the New Year 2019!
Bestselling author Ralph Quinlan Forde BSc (Hons) MA is the writer and editor of the Mindful Beauty blog. His first book The Book of Tibetan Medicine went into 11 languages. His second Nutriwine has